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Monday, December 11, 2006

Privacy Policy

We here at The JohnnyB value the privacy of our readers.

No personally-identifiable information is collected from our readers.

We do, however, collect some non-personally-identifiable information through the use of a cookie.

Examples of such information are operating system, name of internet service provider, and browser version. This data is collected so that we at The JohnnyB can better tailor our offerings to the readership.

No personally-identifiable information is ever collected, nor is any personally-identifiable information ever associated with any information that is collected. The information that is collected is never sold to or shared with any third party. It for the sole use of the staff of The JohnnyB .

Thank you,

JohnnyB

21 comments:

JohnnyB said...

Boring post, huh?

I needed to add a sub-page with a "Privacy Policy", so I can use Google Analytics, so here it is.

Nava said...

You've had better posts...

CherkyB said...

Uh, dood, I think you totally plagiarised my privacy policy.

CherkyB said...

You know, what's really funny is how I had a long email conversation with Navie-B about google analytics, and suddenly you are the one signing up for it. Are you using your wife for recon?

JohnnyB said...

Nava couldn't get it to work, so I volunteered to try it out for her.

BTW - I registered and got in right away. Either the back-log is gone, or they unlocked the spigots.

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Anonymous said...

"Nava couldn't get it to work".

Excuse me???

There you go, with these defamations, again?
JFC, I never had a chance to try it!!! How can I fail when I haven't even tried??

It's HaloScan that didn't work.


(-) Nava
(who cannot logon with her own blog identity to beta bloggers' comments. Stupid Beta!!!)

CherkyB said...

JFC, Navie-B? Are my parenting skills wearing off on you?

As with many of the threads on The JohhnyB, I'm inexplicably left thinking, "But wait! There's more!"

Nava said...

Wow, The JohnnyB, you most boring post ever - and it got a record amount of comments!

WhatWhat?

Nava said...

And what's with this sudden apartheid on Blogger, when the unwashed masses who have not converted to Beta are not allowed to leave comments with their blogger identity (and lovely picture) to the esteemed Beta ones??

Should we go sit at the back of the bus, too?

CherkyB said...

I hadn't noticed that. The beta version is constantly either down or broken. I can't understand why they keep pushing it on us with the "it's much more stable" crap. If it's so damned stable, make it a release, not a beta!

CherkyB said...

Does it work if I sign in from my google account, I wonder?

CherkyB said...

Nope.

CherkyB said...

Hmm...How about now?

CherkyB said...

This sucks. I'm boycotting blogger beta.

Nava said...

Even more annoying: Beta bloggers can graciously leave their picturized comments to us unwashed masses of alpha, while we need to copy-paste our site address and never ever show our faces on their fancy comment sections.

Time for a revolution!

CherkyB said...

Now that The JohnnyB has a new post, does that mean we have to stop leaving comments on his privacy policy?

JohnnyB said...

You're all a bunch of faceless dorks.

nava said...

No - I would just go on and on and on.

The JohnnyB, that remark was way below the belt.
Yeah, smirk away, you evil Beta prig!

Nava said...

I am cured - I have a face again!!!
It's a miracle - or was it my protesting blogpost?

CherkyB said...

The, I think Cavitation copied your privacy policy.